Someone who passes you on the highway, in spite of all you can do.

Many a man who is too tired to help around the house
plays golf for exercise.

Children are natural mimics, they act like their parents
in spite of every effort to teach them good manners.

The neighborhood kids watched as the fire truck zoomed past. Sitting on the front seat was a dog. The children fell to discussing the dog's duties in connection with the fire truck. "they use him to keep the crowds back when they go to a fire," said a five-year old girl.

"No, said another, "they carry him for good luck."

The third boy, about six brought the argument to an abrupt end. "They use the dog," he said firmly, "to find the fire plug."

The five-year-old was showing a kindergarten classmate the new weight scale in the bathroom. "what's it for?" the visitor asked.

"I don't know" the five-year-old replied. "All I know is when you stand on it, it makes you very mad."

A psychologist says kissing is where two people get so close together they can't see anything wrong with each other.

Love may make the world go 'round, but so will a big swallow of tobacco juice.